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Orange Warlord needs to vent after tough week

This is so dense with bullshit and it’s hard to tell which parts of it are intentional lies versus what’s simply incorrect. What the fuck is this “Chinatown” thing? How does it matter if he had the power to declassify the documents if he didn’t actually do it? Why is he saying the FBI didn’t have a search warrant to raid Mar-a-Lago? Sure, Trump just spews this shit to try to overwhelm his opponents, but isn’t it at least supposed to make some sort of sense to his fans? Can they even follow this?

“There is no case against me in Georgia because I did NOTHING WRONG, but in any event, and everyone agrees, the out of control Foreperson who did an illegal and unprecedented Media Tour DURING the process, makes the case dead for a second reason. Same in New York City, where the Democrat Prosecutor actually wrote and released a book during the Witch Hunt… TAINTED both! TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME coupled with Prosecutorial Misconduct!” Trump continued “venting” in another post. Then playtime was over and things got serious. Caps lock was engaged. “MASSIVE & UNPRECEDENTED PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT DUE TO TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME & BIG LEADS AGAINST BOTH PARTIES IN POLLS!!!” Trump wrote.

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