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Chick-fil-A location bans unaccompanied teens, even straight ones

A Chick-fil-A location in Royersford, Pennsylvania has banned all unaccompanied guests under the age of 16 from dining at the premises – even the straight ones – after the little bastards caused too much havoc for employees and other diners at the establishment, Fox 29 Philadelphia reports.

In a lengthy Facebook post last week, the management at Chick-fil-A Royersford listed off the youths’ many transgressions, writing “their conversation often contains a lot of explicit language,” “food and trash are often thrown around and left on the tables, chairs, and on the floor,” and “employees are laughed at, made fun of and treated rudely. Employees are cursed at and ignored when they ask the children and teens to either change their behavior or leave.”

The location’s management apologized for ruining the fun for the many straight, cisgender Christian teenagers who behaved themselves in the establishment. “Due to the numerous extreme behaviors of many of your peers, we must make a blanket rule covering anyone under the age of 16.”

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