Categories
Uncategorized

Look out Fox News! James Bond novels are going woke!

Holy shit! The Guardian reports the original James Bond novels by Sir Ian Fleming are being reissued with instances of the N-word removed, as well as certain references to the ethnicities of a number of minor characters! And there’s going to be a disclaimer added for snowflakes saying “This book was written at a time when terms and attitudes which might be considered offensive by modern readers were commonplace. A number of updates have been made in this edition, while keeping as close as possible to the original text and the period in which it is set,” which is totally woke!

GET THE FUCK ON THIS YESTERDAY FOX NEWS! Create the “backlash” and inform your viewers about it immediately! Even if most of them probably never read these novels, let alone even knew that they existed and that the original eight or so 007 films were actually adaptations of the books, it’s still another example of the woke fascist cancel culture ruining their nostalgic memories of life in the 20th century! Book Kevin Sorbo and Roseanne Barr! What the hell are you waiting for? This is a new “controversy” almost custom made to fill hours upon hours of midday airtime! Hurry!

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

WATCH LIVE: Orange Overlord convenes top supplicants

50 minutes ago

Regime welcomed Alberta secessionists

1 hour ago

Texas cops seeking negligent kangaroo owner

2 hours ago

Melania says her husband wants women to live free of fear of rape

3 hours ago

“Multiple” fatalities in northern Quebec shooting rampage

3 hours ago

President makes compelling case for prosecuting Fed chairman

4 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Bribery Czar holds press conference in Minneapolis

4 hours ago

Orange Fuhrer commands staff to artificially make him look busier

4 hours ago

Amy Klobuchar officially running for Minnesota governor

5 hours ago

Sacrificial scapegoat speaks from physical, social media exile

6 hours ago

Collins claims Maine ICE surge over

6 hours ago

ICE ordered to avoid “agitators”

7 hours ago

Dem Ohio AG candidate vows to try, convict, and execute Trump

16 hours ago

Melania praises rapey director Brett Ratner

18 hours ago

Snow hampers probe into plane that crashed during snowstorm

19 hours ago

Ken Paxton demands Muslim kids stop having sporting events

19 hours ago

Proud Boys groupie thinks being organized equals being “paid”

20 hours ago

College kids turning to AI to rewrite papers to look less AI-like

21 hours ago

Dipshit Trump fanboy sprayed apple cider vinegar at Ilhan Omar

22 hours ago

Fox News reports K$H sends agents to distract from Epstein files

23 hours ago

“Bomb cyclone” could hit eastern US

23 hours ago

Murderous CBP agents placed on leave

24 hours ago

Nine arrested outside of Concern Lady’s Portland, Maine office

1 day ago

Fat fuck Randy Fine blames Ilhan Omar for MAGA attack

1 day ago

Carl’s Jr giving out free “Hangover Burgers” after “Big Game”

1 day ago

Texas inmate faces execution 20 years after escape, drunk arrest

1 day ago

Orban regime charges Budapest mayor over Pride parade

1 day ago

Republican thinks “people on the edge of feeling” economic growth

1 day ago

Orange Idiot hands Minnesota lawyers a gift on Truth Social

1 day ago

Just 64 percent of Trump voters think he deserved Nobel: poll

1 day ago

Erika Kirk cheered merch sales 11 days after Charlie’s murder

1 day ago

“Not a sentence your Playbook author expected to be writing”

1 day ago

“No Kings” 3.0 set for March 28

1 day ago

Fox News reports viewer had bad aim, wasn’t fast enough

2 days ago

Murkowski and Tillis want Trump to take Noem to the gravel pit

2 days ago

Amazon to close physical stores amid other questionable spending

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor to address cult in Iowa

2 days ago

Noem trying to knife Stephen Miller

2 days ago

Trump warns Iraq not to elect guy he doesn’t like

2 days ago

Neo-Hitler Youth outfit’s statement of confidence self-negating

2 days ago

Surprise! No DOJ civil rights investigation into murder of Alex Pretti

2 days ago

Pro-Second Amendment president says you can’t have guns

2 days ago

White House instructions pasted into GOP congressman’s post

2 days ago

NTSB chief forgets the whole DEI aspect of Potomac collision

2 days ago

Megyn Kelly calls for abrogating right to bear plastic whistles

2 days ago

Consumer Confidence falls to lowest level since 2014

2 days ago

Republican Florida Congressman drops out of 2026 reelection bid

2 days ago

Melania rushes through unity pablum to get to propaganda

2 days ago

Michigan Republican Perry Johnson launches second gov bid

2 days ago

Takes just three paragraphs for Mike Lawler to blame Joe Biden

2 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x