See libs? You didn’t listen to “Go woke, go broke” even though the warning signs were all there. That Buzz Lightyear movie had lesbians in it and it didn’t do so great at the box office. And that gay movie Bros didn’t do well either. And that one book by liberal journalist Jemelle Hill sold poorly too. Fox News has a whole list of woke stuff that went broke in 2022. There are like one or two more examples than the ones we just listed above. It proves that wokonomics is bad for business.
But there’s no bigger example than what just happened to Silicon Valley Bank last week. They were so woke because they invested in that ESG and DEI commie bullshit that the Biden Administration has been forcing on Americans who see right through this charade. Woke just doesn’t work and a smart right wing businessman like Peter Thiel knew it. That’s why he pulled all of his deposits probably while shorting SVB’s stock. How dare you libs point out that Thiel is a homosexual and almost literal vampire on top of being a capitalist vampire? He’s been an important donor to America First candidates for years and you don’t get to blame him for destroying SBF.
We mean SVB. SBF is that woke crypto loser who rigged the 2022 midterms with his illegal donations to the Democrats and RINOs. Americans should pull their money out of banks and invest in crypto. It’s safe and secure and nobody has ever lost money on it, except for idiots who didn’t cash out in time when Soros and the CIA rigged the market against Let’s Go Brandon Coin. Crypto patriots should stick with Binance, which is probably run by a white Christian American guy.
Look, this is Biden’s fault and he’s bailing out the depositors instead of the hard working executives at Silicon Valley Bank who lobbied hard to get out of having to open their books to some woke witch hunt “stress test.” The Biden Administration put too much regulations on them and required too much capitalization, which caused SVB to feel like they needed to adopt wokonomic investment policies and led to its failure. It’s so simple and easy to understand if you just do a little of your own research instead of listening to financial “experts” who have an agenda. A woke agenda.
National Zero will resume our regular news coverage now that we’ve comprehensively explained the situation with Silicon Valley Bank, MAGA style. We hope our Conservative readers enjoyed it.