Defendant to give press conference after arraignment

“President Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America, will deliver remarks at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, at 8:15 PM EDT,” says a press release on disgraced former President Trump’s campaign website. No word if “fake news” is allowed.

RNC advances insanely MAGA 2024 policy platform

Jim Jordan’s big hearing with Alvin Bragg postponed

Missourians won’t be charged for “girl fight”: Villages-News

House Dems to hold Tuesday meeting at undisclosed location

“Run against me. Challenge me at the convention”

Surviving OceanGate co-founder plans sub dive into “Portal to Hell”

Biden tells Congressional Dems he’s staying in the race

Mark Levin not saying this was necessarily a bad thing

Boeing to plead guilty to felony

Viktor Orban endorses Trump

Neverland Ranch threatened by raging wildfire

Thousands in hurricane’s path on Texas Gulf Coast ordered to evacuate in sign that climate change is definitely a hoax

After physics lesson, Cubs pitcher will spend 2 months on DL

MAGA Land taking their French buddies’ defeat a little too hard

Jack Smith has had a week to make his next move in DC

Second Gentleman tests positive for COVID, will quarantine

Four senior House Dems call for Biden to step aside: report

French fascists fall far short

Little Pee Dee shrinks dramatically in front of South Carolinians

Louisiana cops rescue teens from cryptid with “glowing eyes”

Lindsey says Liz Cheney’s military tribunal will not be televised

Marco Rubio not worried about Project 2025 guy’s violent threats

Orange Felon freaks out at DC journalists Glasser and Baker

Harris reminds Americans voting is best defense against Trump

Castro’s first wife dies, will not be buried on golf course

“GITMO TV” Telegram channel claims Trump promised your $149 MAGA 2024 golden plates can be traded in for $10,000 if he wins

South Carolina man blown away by amazing fireworks display

Fat idiot tipping his hand as usual

Texts reveal Trump 2020 campaign likely paid multiple sexual harassment settlements against shitbag lawyer Boris Epshteyn

West African junta dictators to form regional junta bloc

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXXX

Dozens of rail cars derail, burst into flames but it’s in North Dakota so it’s only an environmental disaster

Wisconsin town evacuated as heavy rains breach dam

WATCH LIVE: Biden interview with George Stephanopoulos

Pope excommunicates former Vatican ambassador to US

Trump’s lawyers relying heavily on Supreme Court’s recent “presidential immunity” decision

Florida “education” officials demand publishers remove references to climate change in science textbooks to be used in state

Jack Smith asserts Trump knowingly endangered FBI agents

Biden cancels address at education union convention, won’t cross union staffs’ union’s picket line

Absurdly unqualified Texas county clerk quits before he’s ousted

WATCH LIVE: Biden holds rally in Wisconsin

Team Orange apprehensive about facing Kamala Harris: Axios

Orange Felon tries to disown Project 2025 Reich-in-waiting

RFK Jr. refuses to “take sides on 9/11”

Long Island kid torches two homes and a shed with single firework

Wisconsin state Supreme Court overturns ballot drop box ban

Liz Truss loses seat in UK Parliament

Bolsonaro indicted again

Sudo sets new record, Chestnut crushes four soldiers in El Paso

Carlson claims to have interview set with Zelenskyy, but Ukraine’s president says his schedule is free of Russian bots