In all the years of their Orange God Emperor’s scandals and bullshit, the one question that fanboys could never really gin up a consistently plausible-ish excuse for was “Well if XYZ isn’t true, then why is he complaining about it leaking to the media? If it was made up he’d just ignore it.” Worse, their struggle with it was never really truly appreciated enough by libs. This one’s a hot cattle brand you need to push down harder and deeper while the MAGA hatters writhe in agony.

The fat bastard also posted about an array of other grievances, including his obvious anguish over missing out on an invite to King Charles’s coronation (he was probably in Scotland and Ireland this week thinking he could sneak in), writing “CROOKED JOE BIDEN WILL NOT ATTEND THE KING CHARLES’ CORONATION. THE UNITED KINGDOM IS NOT HAPPY. BIDEN WANTS TO SLEEP!” Before that it was “Many people are saying, about me, ‘I ALONE CAN FIX IT.’ Thank you – You will be very happy!!!” which is just lol enough of this stupid “Many people are saying” shit.

Then Trump began admitting he had stolen classified documents, writing “The Special ‘Prosecutor’ is harassing and threatening my people over the Document’s Hoax, while NOTHING is being done with respect to Crooked Joe Biden’s MANY TIMES MORE Documents, especially those stored in CHINATOWN & Delaware. Another RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA, style Witch Hunt. Under the Presidential Records Act, I have done everything right, except that I probably should not have returned documents until it was ALL settled. I had every right to have them, with the right, also, to Declassify…” and then “…ALSO, just as in the Mueller Scam case, you can’t have Obstruction of Justice if there is NO CRIME or, even more so, if they MAKE UP A CRIME!” which just no, it doesn’t work like that, at all and it doesn’t take a legal scholar to understand it.