A tearful male teenager’s December 11, 2022 call to a Garfield County, Colorado 911 center from the home of white trash QAnon idiot Congresswoman Lauren Boebert describing husband Jayson as “throwing him around the house,” was quashed by the mom on a follow-up call minutes later, who told the operator her son “doesn’t need help,” Insider reports on a fucked up and troubling situation.

It’s not clear if it was the oldest son, Tyler (Insider doesn’t name him) but the timing lines up with the kid’s troubles, coming three months after he nearly killed a friend in a car crash and 10 days after we first reported on rumors he had knocked up his girlfriend – rumors that were ultimately born out.

Nevertheless this isn’t funny, it’s just sad and it’s getting close to our line on what to leave sacred with family and kids – though not over it as it would seem like Boebert was covering up the abuse of her soon-to-be-ex-husband, most likely to protect her political career. After stepping out of the house, the junior Boebert told the operator “I’m in the driveway, but my mom’s staying down at the farmhouse because there’s problems with them. I’m going down there where he can’t get to me.”

Five minutes later, when deputies were already on their way, the kid called back, and according to Insider “a woman can be heard yelling” in the background. “All I wanted to say was is me and my dad were starting to yell, he didn’t really get physical with me,” the kid said, before Lauren yanked the phone away and said “Hi, I’m the mom. Ok. There was an argument over dinner. I understand you guys got to come and talk to them. I’m down at our second location with [our son] getting ready for an event. “Just to let you know, I have him. His dad’s at the house.” Cops interviewed the family and found no marks or bruises on the kid, who said he had started the argument.