Congratulations to Congresswoman Lauren Boebert on her first grandchild! No, we don’t have any good sourcing yet on this, but fuck it. We challenge the MAGA kids to prove her 17 year old son did not father a child with his girlfriend. In fact we welcome the chance to issue a correction that it didn’t happen. It’ll be more than we got from the dickweasels who just knew Paul Pelosi was beaten with a hammer by a gay escort and never walked it back after the San Francisco police debunked that bullshit. Please by all means set us straight, you pricks. Tell us why we shouldn’t believe this when Boebert gave birth to the kid when she herself was 18 (in the front of a pickup truck, probably the same pickup truck in which he was conceived – when she was 17 and her future husband was 24) and her own mom gave birth to her when she was 19. Come at us bros. We’ll be your huckleberry.