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“Who as a Republican thought we’d be defending payoffs to porn stars?”: DeSantis Iowa operative on sales pitch to Evangelicals

The DeSantis campaign is planning an all out “family values” offensive, trotting out wife Casey on stage in Iowa to tell sappy, likely embellished, stories about their pro-Jesus credentials to sell hardcore Evangelicals, and create a contrast with rapey degenerate former President Trump’s decided lack of personal Christian virtue, NBC News reports from the trail in the Cornhole State.

“Clearly, that is an opening for us with evangelicals. It’s authentic. You can’t fake your family. You can’t fake your commitment to your children and your wife. Once they see it’s authentic, that’s definitely a contrast. Who as a Republican thought we’d be defending payoffs to porn stars?” a DeSantis campaign strategist told NBC. Sources on Mickey Maoist’s team are betting that with an estimated 65 percent of Iowa GOP Caucus voters identifying as Evangelical, they’re sick of the “sick of the sexualized drama from a man also under investigation for classified documents seized from his sprawling Florida estate, Mar-a-Lago.” These DeSantis guys probably never saw that video of those MAGAchurch pastors speaking in tongues to call on God to intervene against Trump getting indicted in Manhattan. Wasn’t the first time they tried that to get Donald out of a jam either.

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