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Comer now says it was Ukraine that bribed Biden

House Oversight dipshit James Comer on Tuesday told Newsmax that it was Ukraine who bribed then-Vice President Joe Biden back in 2015 or 2016 or whenever the fuck it was Rudy and his pals claimed when they submitted these fake tips to the FBI while Joe was running for president.

“This [FBI] 1023 form I got to view yesterday, the oligarch who allegedly bribed Joe Biden when he was vice president said that he would make it almost impossible for anyone to find because they were gonna launder it through a series of banks and a series of shell companies,” said Comer, either intentionally or unintentionally forgetting that all this shit was debunked more than three years ago. “Hillary Clinton was more than likely going to be the president of the United States, so he was trying to make money, which I don’t think it is a bad thing, but unfortunately for Joe Biden, he’s not a very charismatic person and no one was going to buy a book from Joe Biden at his age. He’d been in politics all his life, so he wasn’t in demand for corporate boards. So it appears he made the decision… he was going to profit off the last year and a half of his vice presidency.”

And yeah, this is what Republicans are going with for real this year. Couldn’t even come up with a new “scandal,” they had to recycle an old one that got Trump impeached the first time.

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