Shitty right wing blog American Greatness writer Roger Kimball got all black-pilled over the weekend while lamenting the lack of progress on the Hunter Biden “scandal,” even to the point of comparing the endless “revelations” that go nowehere to the muddy, never clearly resolved Mueller Investigation in a piece titled “Biden Bribery Wheeze is like the Russia Collusion Delusion.”

“Like many of my acquaintances, I feel alternately despondent and outraged by the unfolding story of the Bidens’ Excellent Bribery Adventure. The despondency comes from the bitter recognition that, notwithstanding the veritable tsunami of commentary that has accompanied the story – a tsunami to which I have contributed myself – we are probably months if not years from getting to the bottom of this fish pond,” Kimball wrote, likely while guzzling cheap vodka and listening to System of a Down.

“Adding to the despondency is the likelihood that, if and when we do get the whole story, it will be too late. Now, at long last, we know, as well as any contingent historical event can be known, what happened with the Russia Collusion Hoax… I am not really sure that this story is ‘unfolding’ in any common sense of that word. These last weeks have seen a breathless cataract of commentary, with whistleblowers named and unnamed vying with a prevaricating US Attorney who either did or did not have ‘ultimate authority’ in the disposition of the case. Someone, probably, is lying or at least economizing expertly on dispensing the truth, but who?” Kimball wrote, coming perilously close to admitting to himself and readers that this is all bullshit and it’s extremely unlikely that the Republicans and MAGA media are ever going to find anything that incriminates Joe Biden himself.