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Subtropical Storm Don weak, no threat to East Coast in forecast

Weak, failing, and pathetic Subtropical Storm Don poses no threat to land and is expected to limp along impotently far out in the northern Atlantic over the next few days before disappearing altogether, according to a Sharpie-free National Hurricane Center advisory bulletin. It’s very sad.

“At 500 AM AST (0900 UTC), the center of Subtropical Storm Don was located near latitude 32.9 North, longitude 46.8 West. The storm is moving toward the north near 6 mph (9 km/h), and this general motion is expected during the next couple of days. A turn to the east is forecast on Sunday. Maximum sustained winds are near 50 mph (85 km/h) with higher gusts. Gradual weakening is expected during the next few days,” Deep State meteorologists wrote in their fake news bulletin.

Lots of people think it’s different and that the storm will soon strengthen into Hurricane Don – no, Super Hurricane Don – and will completely destroy the East Coast in a massive, massive wave the likes of which the world has never seen before. It will be extremely wet in terms of water. Those Obama-Biden Marxist swamp creature meteorologists ought to be put under investigation for lying to the American people about the sheer power of Don. It’s totally unfair what they did.

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