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MAGA Land suffers Tuesday’s fresh horrors in non-silence

“He loves this. Another news cycle he will dominate. I hate it because it will alienate the independent voters we need to win in the general. Not everyone is as eager to martyr him as his base is. This will not end well. But y’all are bound and determined to try” – The current top comment on the RedState.com article “BREAKING: Donald Trump Confirms Receiving Target Letter From Jack Smith in January 6 Criminal Investigation.” Weird how rational-ish this guy seems over it.

“The message I got was, remember Jared? Pedophiles still crave Subway” – The current top comment on the Gateway Pundit article “CNN Says Jack Smith Buying a $5 Subway Sandwich is a ‘Message to Trump,'” about the network’s silly, insipid coverage of Smith being spotted buying lunch on Tuesday… which a Gateway Pundit reader “jokes” that it means Smith is a pedophile.

“Trump is suspected to have ripped a tag off a mattress in 1992. Quick! Empanel a grand jury to investigate. At this point all this is getting obvious and ridiculous and comes across as gratuitous piling on. It will push Trump’s supporters even closer to him, but as usual, the Democrats could be overreaching here because most normals out there know a pile-on when they see it, and piling on just because you CAN is inherently unfair” – The current top comment on the TownHall article “Trump Announces He Expects ‘Arrest and Indictment’ in January 6 Grand Jury Probe.” Public opinion polls have for months consistently found majorities support criminal charges against Trump, so LOL at this asshole thinking “most normals out there know a pile-on when they see it.”

“Only leftists take Trump indictments seriously and they’re a minority of the voting population” – The current top comment on the PJ Media article “BREAKING: Trump Claims He Will Be Indicted Again by Jack ‘if That is Really His Name’ Smith,” and a shorter version of the dipshittery above.

“If Trump did something illegal on j6 then why wait 2 1/2 years later before doing something about it? I bet I know… FJB” – The current top comment on the Breitbart article “Absolute Bullsh*t: GOP Lawmakers React as Trump Targeted in January 6 Probe.” Love the asterisk in “Bullshit,” like their readers care about or even want them to hold back on PG-13 level profanity in a headline.

“I’d say go for it. Indict and Arrest Trump. Let’s get this into court where we can do full depositions. Bring it. If Trump is guilty and that’s what the facts show, Lock Him Up. But – if it is overreach, and the depositions show lots of inappropriate behavior, Lock Them Up! Rip off the bandaid, I say” – The current top comment on the Fox News article “Conservatives, legal experts erupt over Trump claim he is Jan. 6 grand jury target: ‘Makes no sense,’” by a particularly ebullient fanboy.

“Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy told the press on Tuesday that the American people were ‘tired’ of ‘weaponized government’ that goes ‘after those who politically disagree with them.’ A more milquetoast statement about a Stalinist assault on America could not have been made” – The current top comment on the RSBN article “Conservatives stand by Trump amid news of third indictment.”

“Meanwhile, the Michigan dems that illegally changed voting laws before the ‘20 election will receive zero punishment, nor will the Detroit poll workers that illegally blocked poll watchers from keeping an eye in things” – The current top comment on the Daily Wire article “16 Pro-Trump ‘False Electors’ Charged With Felonies In Michigan.” The scare quotes around “false electors” is so bitchy, lol.

“For the Michigan AG to take this step it means that there is something coming out soon regarding the election fraud of 2020 in Michigan” – Top reply to a Patriots.Win post titled “Michigan AG charges 16 Trump electors w/felonies for sending alternate electors Here’s video of a van dropping off 100s of thousands of ballots around 3 AM in Detroit w/o any GOP monitors Where are the felonies for these election stealers?” Who the fuck uses “stealers”? Did a five year-old write that?

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