Possibly reacting to the news that drunken shitbrain Rudy Giuliani is headed to Atlanta to meet with Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis before he also presumably shows up to the local jailhouse for booking on the multi-count felony indictment against him, disgraced former President Trump on Tuesday announced he’ll be throwing a $100,000 a head “evening in support of America’s Mayor, Rudolph Giuliani” dinner at the Trump Bedminster golf club on September 7th.
While we’d always suspected that Rudy would continue to remain loyal to the fat bastard one way or another, that Trump, who himself is dealing with 91 felony counts in four separate jurisdictions on top of running a presidential campaign, would actually put the time and effort into such an event is actually fairly surprising and seems almost like a desperate, last-minute damage control effort to keep Mayor Wetbrain from flipping. It’s like after years of laughing at Giuliani’s desperate pleas for help, even just to get paid for the time he put in on the failed post-2020 election coup attempt, Trump suddenly was like “Oh fuck. Wait. Okay, maybe we should do something for Rudy,” and that rather than quietly just writing some checks he’s doing his own version of “Queen for a Day.”