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Fugitive from Mueller now even further away from prosecution

One of the suspects named in a 2018 election interference indictment brought by a federal grand jury impaneled by former special counsel Robert Mueller has remained a fugitive from justice ever since is now even further away from seeing the inside of an American federal courtroom.

Well some other stuff happened with Yevgeny Prigozhin in the last five years leading up to[ let’s not even consider that it was a fucking accident when he died in a fiery plane crash earlier on Wednesday] but before the son of a bitch was a brutal mercenary warlord and a would-be Julius Caesar to Vladimir Putin’s Pompey, he was the scourge of the American political internet with his vast army of trolls helping to stir shit with domestic MAGA mind-slaves to the point where they were scarcely distinguishable from one another during the early-to-mid Trump years.

So yes. While Prigozhin’s more recent history with the invasion of Ukraine is more salient and rightly so at the forefront of most coverage of his demise, we’d been “acquainted” with him for far longer. In a way you could say this National Zero’s got a little of his digital DNA in it: Without his legions of underpaid English-speaking propagandists flooding one particular site on Disqus you may not have seen two red-blooded American shitposters enjoying savaging them so much they took it to the next level by launching this superior product. With that we thank Yevgeny for doing his part in making us harder and meaner than even his most evil underlings and wish his soul the best in Hell.

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