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Jordan’s letter to Willis more of the same stupid bullshit

“On August 14, 2023, you brought a 41-count indictment against 19 defendants – including a former President of the United States and current declared candidate for that office, his attorneys, a former White House Chief of Staff, and a former US Department of Justice (DOJ) official – related to the 2020 election for President of the United States. Among other things, you have alleged that these 19 individuals, 30 unindicted co-conspirators, and others were part of a ‘criminal enterprise.'”

“And you have identified a number of acts that you claim were committed in furtherance of this purported criminal enterprise, including: (1) the then-White House Chief of Staff asking a Member of Congress for the phone number of the Speaker of the Pennsylvania House of Representatives; (2) the then-President tweeting that hearings in the Georgia legislature were being aired on a news channel and commenting on those hearings; and (3) numerous acts taking place in other states not involving the conduct of the 2020 election in Georgia or the counting of the votes cast in Georgia. Your indictment and prosecution implicate substantial federal interests, and the circumstances surrounding your actions raise serious concerns about whether they are politically motivated,” writes perpetually miserable Congressworm Jim Jordan in his letter to Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis demanding she answer his bullshit questions about her prosecution of Trump.

Jordan even kind of acknowledges it by writing “acts that you claim were committed in furtherance of this purported criminal enterprise” but still goes full bore into that incredibly fucking lame “OH SO NOW ITS A CRIME TO TWEET SOMETHING?!?” argument the fanboys tried this month to make it seem like Willis’s listing of acts in furtherance were represented as statute violations. That and the weak little “WERE YOU AND JACK SMITH TALKING?!?” on the second page really drive home what everyone already knows: Jordan just sucks so badly at this and he isn’t getting any better.

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