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“Why give them more of a media frenzy? We don’t need that”

Explaining her master, disgraced former President Trump's reasoning for skipping his in-person arraignment in Atlanta next week, shitty MAGA lawyer Alina Habba on Thursday told Fox News "Obviously he waived his right to go in for an arraignment in person because why give them more of a media frenzy? We don't need that." She then continued repeatedly using the word "we" to talk about the legal team's strategy as if she's going to actually work on the case instead of going on TV to spew this kind of bullshit and that we didn't know she'd been demoted to that "role" months ago.

Seriously though, what the hell is with this "media frenzy" bullshit? That's all Trump does, everything about him is a "media frenzy," and of course this dickhead filling in for Hannity doesn't stop her to point that out. This simply further bolsters our theory that Inmate P01135809 is scared of appearing on live television in a situation where someone else – a judge, namely – is in control. Earlier on Thursday a Fulton County judge ruled that the fat bastard's trial will be televised and we would bet a 30-rack of Keystone that if Donald fails to get the case removed to federal court (where news cameras are prohibited by default) then he will move to oppose the ruling. Count on it.

Later in the hit Habba continued acting like she was going to be working the case, saying "We're going to argue that it's impossible for one person to be in four different places, that this is election interference, and then we're take a look each individual person and say 'you ran for office based on that fact that you said you were going to get Trump,'" further underscoring why she's not the lawyer lawyer but the TV lawyer who explains to Fox's audience the opposite of how criminal law works.

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