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Orange Warlord openly vows to establish fascist police state

Deposed authoritarian Donald Trump on Wednesday vowed to establish a fascist police state in which enemies of his regime will be subject to prosecution and imprisonment for attempting to hold him accountable through various legitimate congressional and criminal investigations over the years.

"They spied on my Campaign, Impeached me twice, had the Russia, Russia Hoax, the Fake Dossier Hoax, FISA Fraud, Election Fraud, the 'No Collusion' Mueller Hoax, and so much more. I was innocent on all counts. If I am elected, they will be brought to JUSTICE, something that Republicans have always been afraid to do," Trump wrote on his lame, QAnon-infested Twitter clone, continuing in another post with "Right now Republicans in Congress and the Senate have to get tough, and put everything together in one big, neat package, because I will be President in one and a half years, and we will pick the strongest, toughest, and most respected Attorney General, and if guilty, we will put them all in jail where they belong, just as they are trying to do to me based on NOTHING."

The posts came in between bitching about former Vice President Mike Pence and ghoulish, far right racist but still anti-Trump influencer Ann Coulter. Left unexplained was why Trump failed to fulfill similarly terroristic promises of retribution made toward Hillary Clinton during his 2016 campaign.

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