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NASA thinks they found alien life on a distant planet, Mexican Congress finds alien non-life sitting on stage in capitol building

“A new investigation with NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope into K2-18 b, an exoplanet 8.6 times as massive as Earth, has revealed the presence of carbon-bearing molecules including methane and carbon dioxide. Webb’s discovery adds to recent studies suggesting that K2-18 b could be a Hycean exoplanet, one which has the potential to possess a hydrogen-rich atmosphere and a water ocean-covered surface… The abundance of methane and carbon dioxide, and shortage of ammonia, support the hypothesis that there may be a water ocean underneath a hydrogen-rich atmosphere in K2-18 b. These initial Webb observations also provided a possible detection of a molecule called dimethyl sulfide (DMS). On Earth, this is only produced by life. The bulk of the DMS in Earth’s atmosphere is emitted from phytoplankton in marine environments,” says NASA in a press release.

South of the border however, Mexican Senators were treated to a presentation in which alleged alien non-life was displayed on stage in a glass case for politicians to gawk at. The very tiny, clay-like “aliens,” said to have been recovered from an ancient dig site in Peru, supposedly have internal skeletal structures and all the other stuff that proves they really were alive at some point.

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