Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Team Orange exempts computers and phones from China tariffs

3 hours ago

Reich “reviewing” Smirnov case

13 hours ago

Regime declares 6,000 protected status holders “dead”

1 day ago

Consumer sentiment at second-lowest level since 1952

1 day ago

Chicoms raise tariffs on US imports to 125 percent

1 day ago

Modelo brewer says MAGA immigration crackdown hurting sales

1 day ago

Orange Satan whines over confirmations holdup

2 days ago

Well they didn’t actually mean all illegal immigrants

2 days ago

Trans Army pilot sues MAGA influencer over false Flight 5342 post

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump’s supplicants try to spin his stupidity

2 days ago

Ketamine Brain rage quits gaming stream over heckling

2 days ago

Flight from New York City to Milan, Italy turns around after four hours after passenger freaks out over goddamned inflight meal

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Fat bastard’s stupid NASCAR event

3 days ago

Treasury Suckretary not willing to comment on Trump capitulation

3 days ago

Wisconsin post-mortem poll quantifies Musk’s suckery

3 days ago

Apple and Orange

3 days ago

Chicoms bump retaliatory tariff up to 84 percent

3 days ago

State Department situationally flexible on free speech

3 days ago

Former Mets pitcher among 44 killed in Dominican club collapse

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Filthy man hypes filthy fuel

4 days ago

Krazy Karoline confirms 104 percent tariff on Chinese imports

4 days ago

Bondi flees reporter to escape hole in circular logic

4 days ago

“Whatever”

4 days ago

CREW sues over Trump regime’s takedown of spending database

4 days ago

Stephen A Smith caught masturbating in front of audience

4 days ago

“DOGE AI” appears to have gotten some tweaks

4 days ago

Wisconsin Trump voter Brad Bartell bails wife out of ICE lockup

4 days ago

ChiComs say they’re ready to “fight to the end”

5 days ago

Orange Warlord does little end zone dance over fascism win

5 days ago

Senator Grandma says it’s Fat Donald’s economy now

5 days ago

Baby ducklings rescued from Vancouver, Washington highway

5 days ago

Hedge fund douchebag says US probably in a recession already

5 days ago

Netanyahu still at White House

5 days ago

The version of you in the other timeline is so fucking lucky

5 days ago

White House cancels Trump-Netanyahu press conference

5 days ago

Your “no shit” story of the day from the friendly folks at Axios

5 days ago

Meth-head guns stolen 2007 Hyundai Elantra’s engine to 100 mph

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Legendary baseball organization self-debases

5 days ago

Fat fucking idiot ups the ante with another 50 percent on China

5 days ago

Team Orange petitions Supreme Court on Abrego Garcia case

5 days ago

Regime rapidly responds to apparent false alarm

5 days ago

Stocks rebound as Trump considers 90-day pause, except China

5 days ago

S&P 500 enters bear territory

5 days ago

Breitbart reports “THE GREAT RESHORING” underway as “Major garment producer Bangladesh says US buyers halting orders”

5 days ago

Ketamine Brain getting into Friedman and the “Panican Party”

5 days ago

Jamie Dimon then and now

5 days ago

Doug Burgum a bitchy, abusive diva

5 days ago

“Not acknowledging my warning”

5 days ago

Orange Hitler dreams of sending US citizens to Bukele’s dungeon

6 days ago

Fat Nero insists he’ll be vindicated “some day”

6 days ago

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