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Mike Johnson elected Speaker of the House

Louisiana MAGA Congressman Mike Johnson, architect of the brief supporting scumbag Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's stupid lawsuit seeking to overturn the outcome of the 2020 presidential election, hardcore forced birther, and probably dozens of other boxes that could be checked on his fascist card, was elected Speaker of the House of Representatives on Wednesday, 22 days after cowardly now-former Speaker Kevin McCarthy was removed in a palace coup led by credibly suspected statutory rapist and sex trafficker Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz.

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