Holy freaking shit this is so goddamned hilarious. And stupid… very stupid. We would’ve picked up this Meadows story itself anyway, but the way the Gateway Pundit handled it is just priceless.

Best to go in a straight line here. On the left is the Thursday story “EXCLUSIVE TO GATEWAY PUNDIT: Latest Rumors About Mark Meadows Wearing a Wire – COMPLETELY FALSE,” which is fucking funny enough on its own that Meadows’s team needs to comment to the Pundit to deny said “rumors” on the right side of the image. We take no position on whether or not it’s true, who gives a shit honestly. It’s true enough if ABC News and other outlets’ reporting that Meadows had been immunized to testify to the grand jury impaneled by Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith investigating Trump’s failed post-2020 election coup attempt conspiracy is true as well.

Meadows may as well have “worn a wire” if he was talking to Smith and the grand jury as far as the MAGA assholes are concerned. It was a “betrayal” of them and their Orange Allah no matter what.

That Meadows’s guy tells them “This is completely false and straight out of the Twilight Zone,” is the basis for their article on these “rumors” was dumb but the way they handled them was… lol.

We are living in the times of J. Edgar Hoover

— Ryan Fournier (@RyanAFournier) October 26, 2023

https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/1717602348623642808

https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/1717604782880194797

We were a little worried that maybe the tweets in the Gateway Pundit’s image had been deleted or were somehow otherwise inaccessible. They were to us actually at first, because this fucking Nazi youth assclown Ryan Fournier blocked @NationalZeroUSA for mocking his DWI arrest record literally a year ago today. But he didn’t block @Spartan_NZero and we used that account to double-check by searching verbatim for the phrase “Allegedly Mark Meadows worked for the FBI.”

Sure enough we found them right away, as you can see above. The only real mystery that’s left is why the fuck the Gateway Pundit thought that was good enough to just cover up his name and profile pic or why they even felt the need to do it at all. If they were afraid of rocking the boat with Fournier then why didn’t they just have simply printed “Some otherwise patriotic Twitter users are falsely accusing former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows of having worn an FBI wire while talking to Trump”? Wasn’t the fucking denial good enough to run with alone?

Christ these people are so freaking demented and incompetent. It’s a privilege to witness it.