Florida Man cited for driving "Booty Patrol" pickup truck fashioned after Border Patrol vehicle

A Florida man was cited by DeSoto County officials this weekend for cruising around town in a white pickup truck with decals and lettering resembling Border Patrol vehicles but actually read "Booty Patrol." Deputies cited the unnamed driver for violating laws regarding lighting on the vehicle and attempting to impersonate an official vehicle.

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