The Food and Drug Administration on Saturday announced a recall of dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets made by Tyson Foods due to possible metal contamination, KTVB reports. The nuggets, composed of the shredded flesh of the evolutionary descendants of the monstrous reptiles who once ruled the planet eons ago, may have been sold by distributors in Alabama, California, Illinois, Kentucky, Michigan, Ohio, Tennessee, Virginia and Wisconsin. Consumers who purchased the dino meat are urged to examine the packaging – mostly plastic, which is a petroleum product and thus made from the putrified remains of dinosaurs – to see if batch numbers 2483BRV02 07, 2483BRV02 08, 2483BRV02 09, or 2483BRV02 10 are present. If so then please discard them immediately.
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