Instead of doing two separate articles for both of these stupid spectacles let’s just put them together for a “split screen.” Starting first circa 7:30 EST is fat former President Trump’s rally in Hialeah, Florida, co-starring his former Reichsminister of Propaganda Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Next starting at 8 PM EST is the Third Republican Primary Debate being held just a few miles south in Miami. The stage will be less crowded this time with Mike Pence having hung it up on campaigning for president and North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum failing to qualify for the showdown.
Both are going to really suck so let’s hate watch together as a National Zero family.