Southeast Iceland’s Reykjanes Peninsula is shaking like Fox News host Judge Jeanine Pirro after three days on the wagon as the volc- Wait a second, Jeannine Pirro would never quit drinking, lol.
Southeast Iceland’s Reykjanes Peninsula is shaking like Mike Pence in an unlicensed “massage parlor” in Manila as- Why the hell would Mike Pence ever go to a massage parlor in Manila?
Southeast Iceland’s Reykjanes Peninsula is shaking like Arizona Congressman Paul Gos- Nope.
Southeast Iceland’s Reykjanes Peninsula is shaking like a geologically active region experiencing a lot of magma uplift as the area recorded more than 800 earthquakes overnight and monitoring instruments have detected the presence of sulfur dioxide gas in the air indicating that lava is nearing the surface around the now-evacuated fishing town of Grindavik, CBS News reports.
Which means a fissure emanating from the nearby Þorbjörn volcano could erupt like Congressman James Comer did at “Smurf” Jared Moskowitz during that Oversight Committee hearing on Tuesday.