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Thousands on run after massive breakout in Pennsylvania

Citizens in central Pennsylvania are warned to be on the lookout for thousands of captives who escaped from a regional facility, officials said, with the breakout being assisted by someone who cut large holes in the facility’s fence Saturday, allowing the mass exodus.

According to WYOU CBS 22 in Joe Biden’s hometown Scranton, Pennsylvania, the escapees all match the same physical description:  6,000 to 8,000 individuals, brown hair, brown eyes, approximately 2-foot tall while standing on rear legs, supple fur and a tail about a third of the length of its body.  They are known to be aggressive.  The escapees fled the Richard H. Stahl Sons Incorporated facility in Rockefeller Township and disappeared into the surrounding forested lands.

Police and other local authorities advise local residents on to approach the escapees, because they can attack, although they have not launched a massive manhunt to recapture the escapees.  And under no circumstances should civilians consider taking one home with them because minks make horrible pets.

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