First Son Hunter Biden showed up on Capitol Hill on Wednesday to not answer the subpoena for a closed-door deposition sent by House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer and his buddies Jim Jordan and Jason Smith, skipping their circlejerk to hold his own press conference with attorney Abbe Lowell, where Hunter railed against the Congressclowns whose “illegitimate investigations of my family do not proceed on distortions, manipulated evidence, and lies. I’m here today to acknowledge I have made mistakes in my life and wasted opportunities…for that I am responsible.”
“Let me state as clearly as I can: My father was not financially involved in my business… during my battle with addiction, my parents were there for me. They literally saved my life… to suggest that is grounds for an impeachment inquiry is beyond the absurd,” said Hunter to reporters. He then took it right to the three dipshits, saying “James Comer, Jim Jordan, Jason Smith, and their colleagues have distorted the facts… There is no fairness or decency in what these Republicans are doing. They have lied over and over… They have displayed naked photos of me during an Oversight hearing.”