Remember during the Summer of 2022, when Republicans were crying about their victimization (as they still do), and a disturbed man approached Republican Congressman Lee Zeldin as he was campaigning for New York governor? The conservative hype machine cried it was a lib knife attack and assassination attempt, but it turned out to be a drunken veteran with PTSD holding a keychain with two sharp points. Well, seventeen months later, the man, 44-year-old David Jakubonis, has undergone therapy, is completing an alcohol rehab stint, and was sentenced to three years of probation Thursday, per the Associated Press.