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Justice Department press release leaves out all the good parts

“Michael Lee Tomasi, 37, of Rio Verde, Arizona, was arrested on Friday after a grand jury indicted him on three counts of threats against a federal official and three counts of making interstate threats. According to court documents, from May 2021 through November 2023, while living in Colorado and Arizona, Tomasi used a social media platform to express a desire to incite violence and threaten a variety of individuals and groups, including elected officials, a judge, and federal officials and law enforcement officers. The charges against Tomasi relate to threats he made in Arizona to federal law enforcement agents and employees,” says a Justice Department press release posted Monday which goes on and on with all these very anodyne quotes from Merrick Garland, FBI Director Chris Wray, and Arizona US Attorney Gary Restaino and then like nothing else.

They don’t say shit about who Tomasi threatened, not even any oblique hints. There are no news stories about the threats. Not even any quotations from his threats. No link to the indictment.

We all know who this asshole worships, but we couldn’t put “MAGA terrorist” in the headline on the very off-chance that he’s some Antifa libtard. That’s unethical even for fake journalists to do.

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