We’ve covered a lot of these stories, but they never seem to learn: 43-year-old Neal Brij Sidhwaney of Fernandina Beach, Florida pleaded guilty to making an interstate threat to kill for a voicemail message he left for the Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court John Roberts in which he helpfully left his name: “Yeah, hi, my name is Neal Sidhwaney uh, this message is for [Roberts]. … I will fucking kill you. … Go ahead tell the Deputy US Marshals, you pussy. I will fucking talk to them and then I’ll fucking come kill you anyways, you fucking cunt.” Despite being stupid enough to leave his name on a death threat, a court-appointed psychiatric exam found him not just competent to stand trial, but “very intelligent.” For Florida, I guess.