Nimrata just 4 percent behind Trump in New Hampshire: poll

A new survey by American Research Group finds disgraced former President Trump with 33 percent support among likely voters in the New Hampshire GOP primary, just 4 percent ahead of former South Carolina Governor Nimrata “Nikki” Haley at 29 percent, with fat former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie in third at 13 percent, with heels-wearing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis at 6 percent.

We’re don’t know anything about American Research Group’s track record. Their website is complete shit, but complete shit in a way that it was cutting edge in 1999, not complete shit like some assclown slapped it together from a Wix template. So it seems they’ve been around for a while, which could indicate they know what they’re doing and care more about polling than presentation.

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