Categories
Uncategorized

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLIII

  • “I know nothing about Hitler.  I have no idea what Hitler said other than [what] I’ve seen on the news. And that’s a very, entirely different thing than what I’m saying,” Donald Trump states to excuse his repeated Hitler references.  Maybe it’s just me, but I actually want people to know what Hitler said and wrote.  The difference, though, lies between information and admiration.
  • Ramaswamy’s campaign is toast.  How to tell:  A failing business always cuts advertising budget first.  
  • Nikki Haley’s slavery gaffe was horrific, but her refusal to categorically decline the VP slot on the Trump ticket will be the thing that will kill her candidacy.  Her Never Trumper supporters will not support someone who equivocates on that issue.
  • The House departed Washington for the year having passed just 27 bills, making the GOP-led session the least productive in decades.  They passed barely more bills than they had Speaker votes this year.
  • No, I don’t think Trump should be on the ballot anywhere.  The 14th Amendment is there for a reason, and that reason is to bar those who have violated their oath of office from holding public office again.  But in an ideal world, Republicans should eliminate him in the primaries; the 14th should only be a fallback.  Unfortunately, Republicans aren’t interested in upholding the Constitution; they just want power.
  • LB² is scared, and she should be.  She was going to lose in CO-03, and she’ll lose in the GOP primary in CO-04.  And as a 37-year-old divorced granny whose only business experience is running a weaponized sports bar into bankruptcy, she has no marketable skills.  No lobbying firm will take her.  And she’s way too unpolished and idiotic for a news show, even on Newsmax.  So she’s got three post-Congress career opportunities:  OnlyFans “influencer,” waiting tables, or a position on the Trump legal team.
  • At some point, the Supreme Court is going to have to rule on Section 3 of the 14th Amendment and that decision will determine if the words of the Constitution have any meaning to today’s conservatives.  Frankly, the outcome of that case on the high court concerns me.
  • A lowly newspaper columnist at the first paper I worked at had a motto that stuck with me:  “Go back to your source. It’ll simplify your problem.”  Decades later, it’s still sage advice:  reviewing the first set of notes or re-listening to an interview tells you what the crux of the story or project is; it’s why you picked it in the first place.  And you cut out the accumulated extraneous crap by going back to the original spark.
  • Always remember:  we would have an updated immigration policy if John Boehner/ House Republicans would have brought Obama’s bill to the floor in 2014.
  • I simply don’t understand the draw of going to Times Square for New Year’s to watch the ball drop.  Even before Covid, that was way too much humanity in one space.
  • Jack’s triple ginger cookies are not just delicious, they’re medicinal.  Or at least that’s my excuse for a batch only lasting a few days.
  • Holiday candy was replaced by Valentine’s displays by the time the local supermarket opened on December 26th.  That’s how long the Christmas Spirit lasts in the age of consumerism.  
  • While there are individual examples of excellence from all houses, with regards to classic animation, generally Disney > Hanna-Barbera > Warner Brothers.  
  • There are way too many college football bowl games. I get that it’s a way for sponsors to enrich athletic programs while giving the players a farewell game, but there are 43 bowl games this year, and there aren’t 86 D-I teams that deserve postseason consideration.
  • If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, The Poseidon Adventure is the ultimate New Year’s flick.  
  • With 2024 fast approaching, make sure one of your resolutions is to get as many voters to the polls in the primary and in November as possible. Regardless of who is on the ballot in eleven months, more voters means a greater likelihood of a Republican defeat.
  • Enjoy your New Year’s.  Toast in 2024, because you’re going to hear nothing but political BS throughout the election year.  It’s campaign ad season.  Yippee.  (And please, if you’re celebrating, take a car to the bar.)


Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

“A country that lives in forest”

7 hours ago

Orange Antichrist names zealot to lead US media agency

9 hours ago

New fire threatens jail in Los Angeles County

11 hours ago

Fired House Intel Chair worried replacement will be too focused on “Deep State” circlejerks rather than actual threats to America

12 hours ago

Nancy Mace eyeing gubernatorial run

13 hours ago

House GOP to continue investigating January 6th investigation

14 hours ago

MAGA Congressman publicly badgers “moderate” colleague

15 hours ago

Military to deploy 1,500 troops to border

16 hours ago

Insurrectionist considering inviting pardonees to White House

17 hours ago

Tim Burchett fucking sucks at whataboutery

17 hours ago

Kremlin asset posts some kayfabe

18 hours ago

Mike Johnson shreds presidential pardon abuse

18 hours ago

Depressed fish healthier after being provided with fake humans

18 hours ago

Floridians warned not to eat snow

18 hours ago

This never would’ve happened if Kamala Harris had been elected

19 hours ago

Reich DOJ orders investigations of local officials obstructing ICE

20 hours ago

Michigan Secretary of State tweets, deletes gubernatorial launch

21 hours ago

Why do we need more details?

21 hours ago

Murdochs apologize to Prince Harry over paparazzi bullshit

22 hours ago

Orange Satan demands apology from Christian

23 hours ago

“Yeah, we’re talking about conditions to this disaster aid”

1 day ago

Kash Patel was hired to a DEI internship in 2003

1 day ago

ChiComs execute man convicted in vehicular massacre

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Fat idiot says stupid shit to reporters

1 day ago

Orange Overlord tells Senate he’s looking at recess appointments

1 day ago

John Bolton informed Trump allowing him to be murdered by Iran

2 days ago

Dudu Fisher to perform at Chabad Jewish Center in Coral Springs

2 days ago

Hegseth’s ex-sister-in-law submits affidavit alleging abuse

2 days ago

Trump to announce AI Infrastructure Week

2 days ago

National security means arresting kids at school

2 days ago

Tiny D dutifully follows Trump executive order

2 days ago

Nikki Haley denaturalized

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Shrill harpy faces confirmation hearing

2 days ago

Family members of US military among Afghans fucked by Trump

2 days ago

MAGA arsonist and wife, dressed as firefighters and driving old auction-bought fire truck, arrested trying to enter Palisades area

2 days ago

Chef notes he quit before he could be fired

2 days ago

Felon-in-Chief nukes Biden order lowering prescription costs

2 days ago

Enrique Tarrio released from prison

2 days ago

Marco Rubio confirmed unanimously

2 days ago

“What appeared to be a fascist salute”

2 days ago

Scorecard 2025

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Deer feeding in rural Maine

3 days ago

LIVE UPDATES: The second Trump Regime comes into power

3 days ago

Orange Warlord to revoke clearances for the “51 former officials”

3 days ago

Biden Pardon-palooza Day is here!

3 days ago

The Oranges of Wrath

4 days ago

Dumb sheep benefit massively in Biden’s booming solar industry

4 days ago

Team Orange orders inauguration jumbotrons taken down

4 days ago

Lindsey hungover and angry again

4 days ago

U-Haul trapped in frozen Maine lake until weather gets colder

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x