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Trump surrogates working to motivate cultists in Iowa caucus

The son of an indicted rapist, an ambitious Republican governor and a crotch-grabbing washed-up comedian who once butchered the National Anthem walk into a caucus… The odd trio of proto-supervillians making their way through Iowa is, of course, Eric Trump, the presumptive frontrunner for his VP selection Kristi Noem, and Roseanne Barr, three of the important surrogates Donald Trump is relying on for a victory, according to CBS News.

While Trump is working on various fronts–both legal and political–his campaign in the state is hoping that the constant stream of Trump-pushing… um…. celebrities(?) can keep the excitement up for the January 15th caucus in Iowa, where he's held a substantial lead over the casting call for a reality show that comprises the rest of the GOP field.

Though Trump didn't plan many appearances in the state before the holidays, he'll be in the state more in the next two weeks than he was in the previous 90 days, and then he'll have to make a push in New Hampshire, where former South Carolina Governor who's "meh" to slavery Nikki Haley has been pumping money into her campaign hoping for an upset.

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