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Jayson Boebert faces three felony counts on weapons, assault charges relating to fight with teenage son

The Palins reimagined in the Rockies is turning into a more scandalous version than the original.  Patriarch Jayson Boebert is facing a total of six charges–three felonies and three lesser charges–for a confrontation with his wife, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “little bitch” Lauren Boebert, at a local restaurant when they were reportedly talking about “new partners” and for a later fight with his 18-year-old son, the Daily Beast reports.

Creating a disturbance at a restaurant and claiming his wife struck him–police say they did not find any evidence of wrongdoing by Lauren Boebert–Jayson Boebert ignored police officers’ instruction and walked out of the restaurant, declaring, “I’m gonna get so fucking drunk, I don’t even wanna talk to you motherfuckers.”

And apparently he did:  later that day, Jayson got in the face of new dad, 18-year-old Tyler, about leaving his infant child asleep in a basket of laundry.  Reportedly very intoxicated, Jayson allegedly stuck his hand in Tyler’s mouth as if he were trying to pull out a tooth. The pair fought, after which Jayson took a rifle from the home and left.  The story is unclear about how and when Jayson was apprehended. 

Jayson faces felony assault, weapons, and obstruction counts, and he also faces lesser charges on harassment, disorderly conduct, and third-degree trespassing counts.  Lauren Boebert now faces more scandal as she moves her desperate political hopes to a new Congressional district as rumors begin to circulate about her “new partner.”

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