“Thank you for your support,” silver medalist in Iowa Ron DeSantis shouts like he’s talking to a nursing home’s Nonagenarian Club. “You helped us get a ticket punched out of the Hawkeye State. We have a lot of work to do. I can tell you this: as the next president of the United States, I am gonna get the job done for this country.” Ah, Ron, you came in second; you didn’t get the job done in Iowa.
Speaking of not getting the job done in Iowa, here is dilettante candidate Vivek Ramaswamy announcing he’s suspending his campaign because he has rightly assessed “there’s no path for me to be the next president absent things that we don’t want to see happen in this country.” Things we don’t want to see happen, like Vivek Ramaswamy ever seriously thinking he has enough support to be President of the United States.