National Zero scored a huge victory Tuesday with our liberation from having to write articles about the goddamned Iowa caucuses and the weather and all that shit now that, as expected, fat former President Trump defeated his rivals handily, though with reduced turnout and a slim 51 percent majority, having captured just about 5,000 more votes than Ted Cruz did it 2016.
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