We don't have to write any more articles about the Iowa caucuses

National Zero scored a huge victory Tuesday with our liberation from having to write articles about the goddamned Iowa caucuses and the weather and all that shit now that, as expected, fat former President Trump defeated his rivals handily, though with reduced turnout and a slim 51 percent majority, having captured just about 5,000 more votes than Ted Cruz did it 2016.

Rafael and RonAnon already starting to go soft

Toy seller warns his business facing a “fatal blow” from tariffs

Dow Jones closes down 1,679 points Thursday

Fat fucking idiot still on this “surgery” thing

Not clear if man pointing gun at Cybertruck was political

Weed-lovers to take hit in stupid trade war

Fox News calls on Trump to address major crisis in US auto industry

Well it was kind of a tough week, so…

Half of ICE arrests touted by Trump were already in prison

Florida state Senate passes ban on chemtrails

Carney imposes 25 percent tariff on American vehicles

“Let the Dealmaker make his deals!”

President Laura Loomer fires National Security Council members

Cantwell and Grassley intro bill leashing the Orange Slob on tariffs

Chrysler announces unpaid furlough for 900 US autoworkers

Bald incel flags big problem with Trump policy announcement

Idaho GOP official called ICE on Republican state lawmaker’s farms

KAMALA CRASH!

“To anyone on Wall Street, I would say trust in President Trump”

Four dead in Wednesday storms

Dr Trump provides update after using sheet rock knife on patient

Jaydee doesn’t care what (((Wall Street))) and (((markets))) think

South Carolina Trump store owners getting ready to raise prices

Israeli officials “in shock” over Trump tariffs

Eric Adams to try to get Republican elected to NYC Mayor

“The businesses don’t have to pass them on”

JP Morgan says a whole bunch of Wall Street stuff that sounds bad

Senate passes anti-tariff resolution

Dow, S&P, Nasdaq futures drop like Harris Faulkner’s estrogen

Heard and McDonald Islands hit with 10 percent tariff on exports

Recession president endorses GOP plan to hurry before recession

New Nintendo Switch 2 announced just in time for tariffs

WATCH LIVE: Liberation Day is finally here!

Florida 7-Eleven cashier wins argument with angry customer

Condemned Arkansas inmate escapes from death row

Waltz ran at least 20 Signal chats on major global crises

New Hampshire Dem Chris Pappas likely launching Senate bid

Cybertruck incel drove onto UW-Madison plaza before polls closed

MAGA dumbasses spared death penalty in Congo coup attempt

Massive tornado outbreak forecast for the heart of MAGAmerica

Donalds tells CNN anchor the tariff thing could go really well

Orange God Emperor tells minions Ketamine Brain will soon depart

New York car wash’s “Passover Special” was charging Jews triple

Picasso Face 53 – Cornhole 28 in Texas GOP Senate primary poll

Orange Overlord moves toward dumping $2 billion in TMTG stock

Yay! We’re making t-shirts! Get used to it!

Judge tosses case against Eric Adams with prejudice

Tesla sales drop 13 percent in first quarter

“Trump Tariff Plans Still in Limbo Ahead of Rose Garden Event”

Democrats may have won, but they actually lost their values: Turley