“Unwatchable RINO Steve Doocy of Fox and Friends, which is suffering mightily from a lack of interest and Ratings Decline, with Steve being the principal factor, has just blurted out that I was wrong on the fact that Democrats can vote in the New Hampshire Republican Primary. He was so anxious to go against me, that he fell into the proverbial ‘Trump’ trap, just like all others do,” writes disgraced former President Trump in a triumphal Friday afternoon Truth Social post.

Here’s the, uh, “Trump trap” that Doocy found himself ensnared: “In actuality, Democrats can vote, they had to register by October 6, but they can come in as Independents, and then can be Democrats, and nobody’s going to know, so already we have 3,542 Democrats changed to Undeclared, 408 to Republican (all of whom will be voting), and others will come in as Liberals or Independents. Their rationale is that they are desperate to stop ‘Trump,’ because they don’t want to run against me, they want to run against Nikki or Ron or anyone else. If an Independent is a Democrat, they can vote. That’s what they want to do, fill up the Roster with Democrats!”

What Doocy actually said on Friday morning, via Mediaite, which was useful for once: “So here’s the thing. Donald Trump said that New Hampshire law allows for Democrats to vote in the Republican primary. That is not true. You’ve got to be a registered Republican unless you’re undeclared. The last day for a Democrat to change party affiliation was October 6th. So, that is not accurate. The thing about New Hampshire is there are so many independents. There are so many undeclared. When they show up at the polling places that for on Tuesday, they’re asked, do you want a Republican ballot or a Democrat ballot, depending on your party affiliation. If you’re a Democrat, you can get the Democrat. If you’re a Republican, you get a Republican. If you’re undeclared, you can have either.”

Actually not even sure what the hell the difference is or if any sort of “fact check” would be meaningful here. The fat bastard declaring Doocy to be “trapped” is good/stupid enough on its own.