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We left some details out of our earlier report, specifically that it wasn’t just idiot Trump lawyer Alina Habba and her parents potentially sick with COVID but also a juror that went in to Judge Lewis Kaplan’s decision to adjourn the trial for the day. “The postponement means Trump likely won’t get a verdict before the New Hampshire primary in this second civil trial determining how much more money he owes journalist E Jean Carroll for denying that he raped her decades ago in a Manhattan department store,” The Daily Beast reports, which means, if anything, that the postponement is “election interference” against Nikki Haley. Not to mention Trump’s testimony, if was ever going to happen, won’t come until Wednesday at the earliest. God freaking dammit does Elise Stefanik suck.

Not even the fat bastard himself is saying the trial’s postponement is some sort of scam meant to interfere with the New Hampshire primary, as he just posted on Truth Social that he “traveled late last night from the Great State of New Hampshire to New York to attend one of the many Crooked Joe Biden-inspired Witch Hunt trials. Despite the fact that I was there, on time and on schedule, it was just learned that one of the jurors is, unfortunately, not feeling well, and for that reason, today’s session of the trial, having to do with a woman I know absolutely nothing about, has therefore been cancelled with a new date to be determined. Of course, all of these various ‘Biden Political Opponent’ trials just happen to be starting, with great purpose, in the middle of what will be the most important Election in the History of our Country,” and blah blah blah.

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