Leadership of the Missouri state Senate’s Republican majority on Tuesday doled out a numbed of punishments to members of the chamber’s newly-formed local Freedom Caucasians franchise for what the Washington Examiner describes as “intraparty fighting” and stirring bullshit, with the funniest of these penalties being exacted upon state Senator Bill “Book Burner” Eigel, a 2024 gubernatorial primary candidate who was among those who “had their parking spots removed from the basement garage and moved further away from the Missouri Capitol,” per the Examiner.
Eigel – who recently introduced a bill removing Joe Biden from the 2024 ballot to avenge fat former President Trump’s 14th Amendment Section III disqualifications in Colorado and Maine – was also removed as chair of the state Senate’s Veterans Military Affairs and Pensions Committee, replaced with fellow Republican Mike Bernskoetter, who will now take over the parking space as well.