You will not be shocked to learn that fat former President Trump's attorney Alina Habba was full of shit when she wrote a letter Monday to Judge Lewis Kaplan alleging there was some sort of "mentor relationship" with EJ Carroll's lawyer Roberta Kaplan (no familial relation either) simply because they were employed at the same law firm in the early 1990s – which would not have been disqualifying for either of them anyway – as Roberta Kaplan responded in a letter on Tuesday.
The details of Habba's fake "incenstuous relationship" themselves matter less than the end, which is where Roberta threatens to pursue sanctions against Melania's understudy. "While Ms Habba ends her letter by characterizing this as a 'troubling matter,' what is actually troubling is both the substance and timing of her false accusations of impropriety by on the part of E Jean Carroll's counsel or the Court. Accordingly, while we wanted to submit our response to Ms Habba's letter as soon as possible, we reserve all rights, including but not limited to the right to seek sanctions pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11," Roberta wrote to the judge.