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K9 finds contraband Viagra in Villager’s minivan

A 68 year-old The Villages, Florida man is facing charges of possession of viagra without a prescription after a K9 unit sniffed out the sexual performance-enhancing drug during a traffic stop near the sunny golf cart maze prompted by a suspicious license plate, Villages-News.com reports.

Michigan native Marc Arlon Nuyen was cuffed in the nearby town of Fruitland Park after a cop ran a check of his Washington State license plate and found no match in the national database. Nuyen was observed making “furtive movements,” prompting the officer to call a K9 unit in to search the vehicle. It was then that Nuyen admitted he didn’t have a driver’s license. And when the dog found “several Viagra pills, which require a prescription from a licensed practitioner” in the van, along with some suboxone that Nuyen claimed belonged to his wife. Cops promptly cuffed Nuyen.

The Michigander-Washingtonian-Floridian was charged with possession of suboxone without a prescription, driving without a license and refusal to sign a citation. He was booked at the Lake County Jail on $3,500 bond, hopefully time to contemplate turning his life around and maybe starting a PSA campaign on the dangers of illicit Viagra with a slogan like “No Rx? No senior sex!”

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