Toward the end of a long, multi–part Truth Social rant over the soon-to-be-concluded civil trial against his corrupt business empire, fat former President Trump actually posted something on top of the same old whiny shit about it, touching specifically on the mess caused by his former CFO Allen Weaselberg Weisselberg being reportedly in plea deal negotiations with the Manhattan DA’s office for a perjury rap incurred in this very trial, writing “Now, this Radical Left Judge, Arthur Engoron, is sending my attorneys inappropriate and possibly illegal emails based on Fake News Stories, in spite of the fact that he isn’t supposed to even be reading the news about me, or this Witch Hunt that he is heading, let alone making any decisions based on it. I hereby demand that the VICTORY already given to us by the Appellate Division” and blah blah blah he’s full of shit.

Engoron’s decision is supposedly coming on Friday and where we last left off he was informing Donald’s lawyers he was going to inquire as to the veracity of the plea negotiations and, if so, Engoron was prepared to invoke “falsus in uno,” which is not a Harry Potter spell but if it was it would be the one that completely fucks up your entire world. Probably why Trump is freaking out.

In relatedly bad news for Trump, Engoron’s colleague Juan Merchan will on Thursday make a ruling on whether the Stormy Daniels payoff trial can start next month. Considering the DC trial won’t start until probably May at the very earliest, the window’s open so might as well take him down.