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Commander Bone Spurs urges Michael Haley to go AWOL

“Tricky Nikki is CRASHING in the Polls. She is 15 points down to Crooked Joe Biden, and I’m crushing him in all Polls. She’s got no reason to make it to the South Carolina Primary. The other day, she had almost no people attend her ‘rally’ (We had thousands and thousands who couldn’t even get into the large arena), an embarrassment to her wonderful husband, in Africa. I think he should come back home to help save her dying campaign,” wrote fat former President Trump in an early Tuesday Truth Social post, evidently not really understanding that a military officer cannot simply abandon the troops under his command in a war zone to show up at campaign rallies, that men have been literally executed for such acts of dereliction of their duty in the not-too-distant past.

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