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Without actually presenting any evidence of corruption, Trump’s Three Little Pigs in the House sure they’ll nab Big Bad Biden

Asked by covert Trump advisor and overt propagandist Sean Hannity about potential impeachable offenses President Joe Biden might be facing, Republican House Ways and Means Committee chair Jason Smith lists… nothing impeachable.  “Well, Sean, if you just look.  Joe Biden, the Biden family has been cashin’ in in his position of power in government.  We have numerous examples of witnesses who have said that, the IRS whistleblower have highlighted evidence of that.  Joe Biden’s gonna go down as the most corrupt, compromised President in our lifetime.”

Hannity then asks the Stooges starting with repeated crime misprisioner Jim Jordanif they believe Joe Biden will be impeached, to which Jordan, who completed law school but never passed a bar, responds that though there’s more investigation to come he finds the evidence “compelling.”  Moe and Larry–I mean, Jamie Comer and Smith agreed with their fellow Stooge’s intuition.

Editor’s note:  “We have numerous examples of witnesses who have said” Biden’s family has cashed in isn’t evidence of an impeachable offense.  In fact, it’s not evidence of anything, really.  And what Jim Jordan finds “compelling” is a mystery given he found no evidence of Trump’s responsibility in any election fraud or, y’know, the insurrection.

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