Two of the most powerful houses in the Great Realm of Democrats are close to uniting if a report from the Daily Beast is to believed: Huma Abedin, who is–yeah, she’s the ex-wife of disgusting former Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner–better known as a long-time key aide to former Senator and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, is dating the Heir of the Throne, Alex Soros, the son of Archangel George. The pair were seen canoodling in a photo she posted to social media.
The Realm shall celebrate if the House of Clinton and the House of Soros should officially unite outside the seriousness of the relationship. I mean, c’mon, people: you don’t put the new beau on your ‘gram unless it’s serious.