MAGA Congressmen trying to manage expectations on Hunter Biden deposition after they spent years mismanaging them

Thousands upon thousands of cable news hits promising the exposure and utter destruction of the “Biden Crime Family” and here we are with two of the MAGA-est Congressmen, Greg Steube and Andy Biggs, trying to settle down the expectations they created with their endless bullshit hype.

So disastrous has this week been for them that on Thursday California Dem Congressman Robert Garcia went right to the floor with a brutal takedown of Jared Kushner and the “Trump Crime Family.”

Iranians walk out of negotiations after Trump threats

Fox News reads bellicose comment by deranged, elderly viewer

Fat toddler all but admits he’s ordering “Reflecting Poll” arrests

Texas woman killed when self-driving Tesla plows into home

Regime arresting people for taking National Mall pool paint chips

Orange mental patient doubles down on Italy lie

Newsmax guy pretty butthurt over inconsequential Trump failure

Scientology seizes control of public street

Hegseth minion tells Congress $80 billion needed to cover Iran war

Orange Scumbag slurs his way through some event: Live video

Trump threatens Americans with a good time

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee subs in for Karoline on lying duty, again

Hunter Biden wins big at Supreme Court

Mad Fuhrer issues signature all-caps bunker rant

BREAKING: UFC terror attack plotter a Mexican DACA recipient!!!

Tropical Storm Arthur to dump up to 20 inches of rain on Texas

“Pastors for Trump” founder forsaken by his true God

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor snaps at reporters in France

Jon “Os(jerk!)off” pretty clever for Trump

“Incensed by the dissent”

You can kind of tell why they wanted to hang Mike Pence

Rick Jackson defeats Trump-endorsed scumbag in Georgia gov primary, Trump-endorsed scumbag Collins takes Senate primary

Trump needs Modi to help him climb single step

Regime to allow Iranians to start selling oil immediately

Jaydee x The View kind of sucked for Jaydee

McDonald’s celebrates America250 by reviving fried apple pies

Taxpayers covering at least $300 million of Trump ballroom costs

“Most of that is basically Iranian propaganda”

Muslim Republican leaves Texas GOP convention in tears

“Dumocrats” propagating Trump capitulation

Fanboy says it’s okay to give Iran money because they took a beating

Newsom says he’s under federal grand jury investigation

Strategic Petroleum Reserve at lowest level since 1983

WATCH LIVE: National embarrassment in Europe for a day or two

Top Israeli official gives a big fuck no to Trump “peace deal”

Regime to send pallets of cash to Iran: Jaydee

Orange God Emperor laments his impotence

Jaydee and Stephen pushed hard for Insurrection Act: NYT

MAGA Congresswoman claims “voter fraud” in next reconciliation

Norwegian Prince Joffrey sentenced to four years for rapes

Trump “hereby fully authorizes” Strait of Hormuz reopening

White House disputes weather forecast reporting as “bullshit”

Team Orange fear Swan/Haberman have tapes from situation room

Birthday loser whines over his best bud ruining the day

Swiss right wing on track to lose population cap referendum

Hahahahaha! Good one Greg!

Regime has to “certify” Trump removal from JFK center by noon

Senate Republicans “assuming” Trump will spend on Paxton

Texas GOP symbol non-symbolically pisses on convention floor

WATCH LIVE: Kennedy Center Denazification underway