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Fat man-baby hereby declares DC primary loss doesn’t count

“I purposely stayed away from the DC Vote because it is the ‘Swamp,’ with very few delegates, and no upside. Birdbrain spent all of her time, money and effort there. Over the weekend we won Missouri, Idaho, and Michigan – BIG NUMBERS – Complete destruction of a very weak opponent. The really big numbers will come on Super Tuesday,” posted disgraced former President Trump on Truth Social on Sunday night, plainly butthurt over his landslide defeat in the District of Columbia Republican primary, as if he wouldn’t be lording a win over “Birdbrain” and that his campaign did not order all Republican DC lobbyists to show up if they wanted access to his future Reich.

It’s clearly bothering Donald, as he then continued with “Birdbrain is a loser, record low performance in virtually every State. DeSanctus easily beat her in Iowa for a VERY DISTANT second place, and then she ran up to the podium, before he had a chance to do so, and claimed victory. I enjoy watching the Bird disavow her PLEDGE to the RNC and her statement that she would NEVER run against President Trump (‘A great President’). Well, she ran, she lied, and she LOST BIG!”

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