Former South Carolina Governor Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley scored her first and maybe only 2024 primary victory Sunday night in the District of Columbia Republican primary, taking 62.86 percent of the vote to fat former President Trump’s 33.22 percent. The primary itself was pretty freaking low turnout as, per the AP, Haley won 1,279 votes to Trump’s 676, with Ron DeSantis in third at 38 votes.
Ryan Binkley got 1 vote, coming in last behind David Stuckenberg, who got 8. We have no idea who David Stuckenberg is but he should be proud he kicked Mike Pence’s ass in this primary.