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Emerson College fucks up, finds Biden leading Trump in new poll

Emerson College fucked up in a new national survey of registered voters, finding President Joe Biden tied with disgraced former President Trump at 45 percent each, but increased to a 51 to 49 percent Biden lead when “undecided voters are asked which candidate they lean toward.”

It’s absolute disaster for the fake mainstream pollster and the horserace circlejerkers who fondle themselves to the Boston-based college pollster’s constant stream of numbers portending general election doom for American democracy as, when you account for the typical 4 to 6 percent padding Emerson gives Republican candidates in their findings, it puts Biden well within the margin necessary to neutralize the GOP’s electoral college advantage. Expect Emerson to conduct a serious retooling of their weighting algorithms so that Trump is leading by 15 percent next month.

“Haley primary voters break for Biden in the general election, 63 percent to 27 percent, with 10 percent undecided. In 2020 these voters broke for Biden 52 percent to 36 percent. Independent voters break for Trump 42 percent to 39 percent, with 19 percent undecided. With the undecided push, Biden’s support increases to 52 percent and Trump to 48 percent. Those who did not vote in 2020 break for Trump 46 percent to 17 percent, with 36 percent undecided,” Emerson wrote in their release and man are they going to catch a LOT of shit from their MAGA masters for this mess.

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